Confucian sayings; emailed from Mum!

Man who run in front  of car get tyred.  

 

Man who run behind car get exhausted. 

 

Man who walk through  airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. 

 

Man with one chopstick go hungry. 

 

Man who scratch ass should not bite  fingernails.

 

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

 

War does not determine  who is right, war determine who is left.

 

Man who drive like hell,  bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with sticky finger.

Man who live in glass house should change  clothes in basement.

 

Man who fish in other man's well, often catch crabs. 

 

Man who fart in church  sit in own pew.

 

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.