Confucian sayings; emailed from Mum!
- Man who run in front of car get tyred.
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- Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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- Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
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- Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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- Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
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- Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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- War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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- Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
- Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
- Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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- Man who fish in other man's well, often catch crabs.
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- Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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- Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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