Taking the pesss!

So at Gapuwiyak there's a scottish blog called Stephen who is a barrel of
laughs! He refers to lots of things as "wee". eg. "There's this wee kid
in my class..." "He had a wee bag..." "You can have this wee onion...".

So today he says; "Be careful that puppy smells like pish" I think he was
trying to slightly censor that word in case the kids sitting at assembly
nearby overheard.

So i said; "That would make it a wee puppy!"

Boom boom!